[ He would disappear into the center of the earth if he could, but he isn't even lucky enough to be able to float himself up to the second floor instead of using the stairs. ]

Nngh... trying to work out that sort of logistics probably isn't going to work. But never mind that. What are you doing? Does that hurt?

[ Her tattered wings?? Between her and Beau, it's hard to say who looks like roadkill more. ]