bluesclues | WEEK ZERO WELCOME MINGLE - OVERFLOW, YOU MONSTERS

WELCOME

Even from behind your eyelids, the soft glowing light can be seen as you find yourself awakening. The slow swell of strings begins, and as you struggle to open your eyes, the sound of footsteps pass you by. You soon hear three feminine voices speak in unison.

"Master Blue wishes to welcome you all. We hope you enjoy your stay!"

Light temporarily blinds you as you look around, but the source of the voices has vanished. Whomever has greeted you seems to have disappeared without warning, leaving you all alone.

The music starts up and though no orchestra is present, the song can be heard all throughout the room. Crystal chandeliers hang above your head, and the waxed wooden floor gleams brightly. Floor to ceiling windows cover the back wall and a night sky full of stars twinkle back at you. The wall next to it, however, is covered by a thick crimson curtain. Those who attempt to move it will find they have little luck in their endeavor, but there are more pressing matters at hand.

Looking down you'll come to notice that you're wearing clothes that certainly aren't what you were previously wearing. You, and the guests around you, have been dressed appropriately in formal attire properly fitted for each individual.

Oh. That's right. Didn't we mention the other guests? Seated to your left, right, and across from you at the long banquet table are other people just like you. Perhaps it's a friend you know, though don't be surprised if it's a complete stranger. Each individual holds a blue and silver invitation with their name scrawled upon it, and a message to follow.

"Please respond to Master Blue's invitation at least one week prior to the event to secure your seat and accommodations.

This dinner is guaranteed to be an event to die for."

Strange, isn't it?

But rest assured! Nothing is stopping you from leaving the ballroom and exploring the other rooms of Master Blue's home. After all, you're an honored guest! It's with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that you're welcomed here tonight. Really, what's your hurry? It's not as though the front door will open for you. Don't bother with the windows either. They've all been locked tight to ensure you're all nice and cozy for your stay.

If you look under your seat, you'll find a special gift bag with your name on it. Opening these bags will reveal the following:

-A small spiral notebook
-A crayon in a specific shade of blue
-Three different candles
-A brass key (Design May Vary.)
-This cute toy

A welcome gift from the Master, of course.

Take some time to admire the decor, if you will. The house has been decorated for this special holiday with chains of paper hearts, miniature golden cupid statues, and confetti that rains down from the ceiling on occasion. Perhaps you'll get lucky tonight with love in the air, especially since Cupid's arrow seems to aim for you no matter where you go. For those of you who don't wish to partake in the lavish feast spread out in the ballroom, you're in luck. Boxes of chocolate and bowls of candy hearts can be found for all your snacking needs.

As the unseen orchestra plays on, it seems as though you've no choice but to get to know your fellow guests and make yourselves comfortable. Perhaps if you wait long enough, someone will come to greet you.

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[ Good. ]

Since you insist... we can focus on the part about piloting robots instead.

[He's too much of a useless dork to survive this amount of gremlins in one space!!!]

Most people would have just assumed chuunibyou or something by now...

[At this point he's apparently given up on the integrity of at least parts of his reputation to salvage the other parts. It's hard to say which part of his profile he likes the least but. He'll just. Run a hand down his face and sigh so much.]

Would you believe it was training for a TV show?

[He is making the bare minimum of effort because they're here but like. Also.]

I would have if you started with that first.

[ Instead of the chuunibyou bit or you know...the running his hands down his face and sighing. ]

Then I'd just end up being that weird chuunibyou with the nurse problem!!

[He is blaming all of this on Dazai and his kink shaming!!

... Not that he can even call it a kink in daylight, who does that in daylight, Dazai please. His priorities are very good here, evidently.]

The mafia sure is scary.

[Just. Simultaneously huffy and kind of deadpan.]

True. That is worse than being the pilot prince with a nurse problem.

[ He has no regretti. ]

You haven't seen anything yet.

[ Do you want him to raise the level? ]

I'm pretty sure I'm not -- any kind of a prince or royalty or anything...

[Why did he trail off there. He has all the regretskis in this conversation, thanks. None for Dazai. None of the regrettis.

You know what, he'll also hold up his hands!! Because!! He's already dead stop kicking him.]

Please don't take that as a challenge. I'm not dumb enough to mess with the yakuza!

[ don't trail off there. ]

Sounds like it's pretty close.

[ Prince Nurse Chaser might be a nickname eventually if he isn't careful. ]

That's the smart choice.

No, no, not really... It's really not...

[Now he just sounds deeply harried!! He can't help where he trails off when people call him weird things!! Guess he'll die.gif.]

You're really young to be a member, though... You and Nakahara-kun both. Not that I think most people here can talk.

[Look at this bunch of teenage weirdos. They've got half the adults handily beat.]

[ y r u easy ]

We aren't the youngest in the group.

[ Also fifteen isn't that young. ]

[He wasn't raised with professional trolls, he hasn't had time to build up immunity......]

Eh, even younger?

[Then again they have a middle school drug dealer and some sort of midget terrorist running around so maybe. Maybe it's not that out there. Possibly.

Anyway fifteen is younger than him and therefore babey.]

[ Wow he's not babey. ]

Age doesn't matter as long as you're useful.

Hmm, I guess that's true across the board. I'm just not used to dealing with the yakuza yet, probably.

[What's with the "yet", is it just because he's rich or is it because all rich people are shady. Mystery!

Anyway Dazai confirmed most babey, we are not taking audience opinions at this time. ☆]

[ rich people are definitely shady especially with how he's been acting ]

If you're lucky, you won't have to deal with them. [ A beat ] Unless danger is another kink of yours.

[ He's not going to help you there though??? ]

[He's been acting like a perfectly normal obscenely rich high school student?? It's on his profile. :(]

I feel like I'm pretty unlucky at this point already.

[Because he's already dealing with one and it's this guy. Anyway, holding up his hands in an X because??]

I definitely don't have that! I'm not an adrenaline junkie or anything.

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