WEEK ZERO: MINGLE

[cluedin]

WEEK ZERO

OCCUPANCY: 36

For those of you counting along, you'll find that it's been three days since you've arrived at Master Blue's mansion. On this lovely Monday morning, the weak winter sun shines in through the spotless windows. The curtains in the ballroom have been drawn closed and cannot be moved away from the back wall during the daylight hours. The scent of a hot and delicious breakfast wafts from the direction of the dining hall at 7am, and small creaks and groans in the house urge you to awaken.

Perhaps you're a late riser though. No matter! There's still plenty of food you can make for yourself and ways for you to amuse yourself. Though the decor's been taken down, leftover Valentine's candy remains abundant, and a chilly breeze drifts through the halls. Best of all, all damage inflicted on the house has been repaired. In addition, a new placard has been mounted in the entryway.

As you carry on with your day in the mansion and explore the rooms provided, you may come to find that starting today it will appear as though you've all lost the use of one of your senses. Your vision may have grown dim, or maybe you really can't smell the enticing treats in the dining hall after all. How unfortunate.

Then again, something doesn't seem quite right. Walking through the halls, nothing seems terribly out of place. However, turning the corner or entering a room you will find someone who looks a little too much like yourself behaving in a fairly inappropriate manner. You would never read something so lewd. Who would ever think that you would wear something so pink? These mannerisms may seem innocent to others, but you can't help but disapprove.

Too bad no one else can see them.

Come Monday at noon, you will also find a new surprise. The wooden box with your name on it can now be opened, and a rustling crackle of static can be heard from overhead. Try as you might, you won't be able to find the speakers but this message will play loud and clear for all.

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Comments

[mammoney]

Honestly, chicken blows. Bat is the way to go.

[DON'T INDOCTRINATE PEOPLE INTO YOUR DEMON DIET, MAMMON]

[gitalong]

You've clearly never had chicken from the Chicken Kitchen.

[ EAT BETTER CHICKEN, MAMMON ]

What's a bat? Like those wooden sticks people hit things with? That doesn't sound very tasty to me!

[mammoney]

What is that? And no, a bat's a flyin' creature! Like...a rat with wings! Why the hell would I eat a wooden bat? I'm not some kind of savage!

[gitalong]

Humans eat strange things all the time. Like green things! And stinky fish!!!

[ except Mammon isn't human, so- ]

Besides, you ate a bug right off the floor. You didn't even play with it! Maybe you just have weird tastes.

[mammoney]

It was already roasted by that jingle lady, I'm not the type of guy to just eat it off the floor! It was prepared for me!

[Ughhhhh WHY IS HE GETTING ROASTED BY A DOG]

[gitalong]

You definitely picked it up off the floor! I saw you! You didn't even brush it off or say the magic words!!!

[ wow Mammon, how could you ]

[mammoney]

I-I mean I did, but- whatever! I don't need to brush it off or say magic words, doggy! I'm a demon! I can do whatever I want!

[[MAMMON VOICE] I DON'T PLAY BY SOCIETY'S RULES [eats a bug off the floor]]

[gitalong]

Oh, don't do that. That leads to bad things!

[mammoney]

[are u SERIOUS]

...Doggy. Do you know what a demon is?

[gitalong]

Isn't that what pants are made out of?

[mammoney]

That's DENIM! I'm a DEMON! TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!!

[gitalong]

They are?! How? Tell me!